If you let a man kick you once
He'll kick you two or three times
I met a man who wanted to kick me once
And I had to change his mind

They're gonna grin in your face
Swear on the Bible, too
Turn right around and put a hex on you
If you let a man kick you once
He'll kick you two or three times
I mean, he'll kick you two or three times

If you let a man kick you once
He'll kick you two or three times
I met a man who wanted to kick me once
And I had to change his mind

Some use a razor, some use a gat
But I ain't gonna let him knock me out like that
If you let a man kick you once
He'll kick you two or three times
I mean, he'll kick you two or three times

If you let a man kick you once
He'll kick you two or three times
I met a man who wanted to kick me once
And I had to change his mind

I got eggs in my cupboard, tincture on my shelf
I can't stand the man that can't check himself
If you let a man kick you once
He'll kick you two or three times
I mean, he'll kick you two or three times

If you let a man kick you once
He'll kick you two or three times
I met a man who wanted to kick me once
And I had to change his mind

Now, I generally drink no water, only whiskey or gin
Try to write my check, I'll kick your false teeth in
If you let a man kick you once
He'll kick you two or three times
I mean, he'll kick you two or three times
Two or three, two or three times

If you let a man kick you once
He'll kick you two or three times
I met a man who wanted to kick me once
And I had to change his mind

From the time your born 'til you ride in the hearse
There's nothin' so bad that it couldn't've been worse
If you let a man kick you once
He'll kick you two or three times
I mean, he'll kick you two or three times

If you let a man kick you once
He'll kick you two or three times
I met a man who wanted to kick me once
I had to change his mind

I got a nasty little pit bull, fuzzy little snout
You try to kick my pit, he'll bite your ass cheeks out
If you let a man kick you once
He'll kick you two or three times
I mean, he'll kick you two or three times
I mean, he'll kick you two or three times

I got a nasty little pit bull, fuzzy little snout
You try to kick my pit, he'll bite your ass cheeks out
If you let a man kick you once
He'll kick you