Well, maybe a verse competition will help revive this thread, to the tune of the "Sailor's Hornpipe":

Oh, we're rolling down to Mystic town,
Yes, we're rolling down to Mystic town;
Now we'll have our run ashore,
For them flashgirls we adore;
And we're rolling down to Mystic town!

Tomorrow is the big day and the weather looks great for travel!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble