I used to sing some mildly rude words I had once improvised for Valerie. One night I was whistling the tune absent-mindedly, and she said, "Oh, that's the Mrs Poo-Holes song."

"Yes," I replied. "It's actually Saint-Saens' Introduction and Rondo Capriccioso in A-minor for violin and orchestra."

"Liar!" she exclaimed.

But it was. And that has my vote.

Here it is on youtube played by Isaac Stern

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD059jkt6bs

~Michael~