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Thread #142501   Message #3286006
Posted By: Little Hawk
06-Jan-12 - 12:37 PM
Thread Name: BS: Letter from the Queen to the Americans
Subject: RE: BS: Letter from the Queen to the Americans
"White House will be renamed Suckingham Palace"

HA! HA! HA!

Shining Wit: Brilliant! Looking over your list of the British class system, I conclude that...

Penelope Rutledge and Winston Wellington-Jones and their ilk are members of Class 3, the aristocracy. They already believe themselves to be at more or less the pinnacle of society, but would probably like to be invited to tea with the Queen a bit more often.

Olive Whatnoll and 'er 'usband, Eddie are members of the working class (but Eddie's on the dole at present). They despise chavs and want them all put in labour camps. Being of a somewhat rebellious disposition, they also show considerable resentment toward the middle and upper classes, are deeply suspicious of all foreigners, and yearn for a leader even more ruthless than Maggie Thatcher...one who will build the aforesaid labour camps, refurbish the Tower of London, reinstitute beheadings and public hangings, restore the Empire, and give what-for to the fecking Frenchies and Jerries across the Channel!