Ah, you might want to watch it with the quilts...my wife is a quilter, a mathematician, a librarian, and a lawyer. She can also out-shoot me with a Colt's revolver (she has her own).

No, she doesn't post here, but you're liable ta git the Idaho Legion mad at ya and ya wouldn't like that. Them folks uphold quiltin' and all sorts of traditions, like...like...drinking and...ah...drinking...and lying. Nope, you wanna stay on the good side of them or they'll come to your house and drink all your booze.

Oh, yeah -- Mom's name is "The Mother of all BS threads." We like to think of her as "MOAB" (note the bolding) -- pronounced like the town in Eastern Utah where yuppies ride odd sorts of bicycles and jog among cliffs, rocks, and deserts.

I'm her favorite.