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Thread #142432 Message #3287504
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
09-Jan-12 - 09:34 AM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread of 2012
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread of 2012
"Quick Thinkers"
Al Capp, creator of the famous comic strip Lil
Abner, was one day invited to a university to
give a lecture to the students.
Before he could begin speaking to the large
group assembled in the auditorium, a very
unkempt-looking student at the back shouted
a vulgar word at him.
The word rung in everyone's ears.
There was a shocked silence but Capp, keeping
his composure, said: "Now that you've given us
your name, what's your question?"
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A professor was one day walking along a very
narrow street when he came face to face with
a rival.
The street was too narrow for two to pass.
The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said
haughtily: "I never make way for fools!"
Smiling, the professor stepped aside and said:
"I always do."