Kendall - i like you mate. I've seen you do your stuff on Youtube.

However - let me warn you. The English folk people have got being po-faced and exhibiting no sense of humour down to a fine art.

They try and use this to discomfort everyone. Its a sort of intelligence slowed down to an acceptable rate for practicing bores. like when your teacher used to say - no running in the corridor - even when the corridor was empty.

most of us don't give a monkey's bum about the Queen, or her strange family. You Americans show us an inordinate ammount of respect. I remember when Sheila Ferguson of the Three Degrees was invited for supper with Prince Charles. She said afterwards that he insisted on being called Sir throughout the evening. And bloody hell! She complied!

In short, the Royals are an absurdity. The real comparison should be - what if a 17 year old girl was found murdered in my back garden. I'd be seing mailbags by now.

All these daft bumholes are showing the royal family quite unwarranted reverence. Its a bit like the body in the library.