I LOVE Spam - now that's PROPER canned food ;o)

Gross to me, is growing lovely green vegetables etc then murdering them all in the name of a cult called 'vegetarianism'.

Good old fatty bacon, porky scratchings, pork pie and dripping sandwiches (having delved underneath for the jelly), that's what proper food is.

You only live to 23 but what a life - simply, beyond 23 you're unable to get a wheel barrow to fit your belly . . . ask most Scotsmen or rednecks.

Have fun . . .