I now see the benefits of having kids when you're young. I should have had mine back when all my furniture came from Goodwill.

Your house is prepared to have kids when:

1. All your upholstery is vinyl.
2. All your floors are linoleum.
3. All your walls are washable ceramic tile.
4. All your dishes and drinking glasses are plastic.
5. Your floor has a drain in the middle so you can hose stuff down.
6. All your clothes are cheap and washable.
7. Everything that is either dangerous or breakable is at least 4 feet off the floor.
8. There is nothing to climb on.
9. Your pets all have enough teeth or claws to defend themselves.