Don't go volunteerin' me for nothin', Jack. I got enough on my plate as it is. Bein' "available" ain't the same thing as bein' "willing".

Just think, though...if Michael Vick had had a service like that available to him way back when, he might not of got so tense. And then he might not've tortured that poor dog in the first place. Why, he mighta become a real nice guy instead and gone around doin' good deeds and helpin' little old ladies cross the street and stuff. Makes ya think, don't it?

- Chongo