Spaw,
That is hilarious. My son never went through that stage but he had a friend over for a sleepover who painted his name in urine on the bathroom wall. I was not amused. My nephew accidentally trimmed the cat's whiskers. Poor animal bumped into walls for a month until they grew back. He claimed the first snip was an accident. The rest was an attempt to even them out so his Mom wouldn't notice. He (at 21) keeps threatening to shave one of mine. I'm not sure that he is kidding.