Allan is definitely in line for "Snog of the Week". Hope Morty is reading this. Someone recently dragged out some pictures of my brother's wedding 25 years ago. There was an absolutely stunning woman dressed in red, no jewelry who simply glowed from the photos. I asked who it was - uh huh, it was me. Funny, 25 years later I finally feel as beautiful as I was. All I can remember about that day is feeling fat.