The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3290741
Posted By: Rapparee
14-Jan-12 - 10:07 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I did too, Don. It turned out to be molten lava and then an earthquake blocked the way I came it. But I had the strength of ten because my heart was pure and I blew until that lava cooled down. Then, using only my fingernails, I dug my way out and onto the sunny side of the street...where I got badly sunburned and now have skin cancer.

I had my eyes examined yesterday. The doctor was shining a bright light into my dilated eyes, telling me to look this way and that. Finally I said, "If I look straight ahead I see a bright light!" He replied, "Just don't move toward it."