Where to start???

No to the cat, Donuel... I'm already Uncle Bobert to the mangy one living in my garage... It thinks I'm this nice uncle... Wonder what it would think if I threw the sumabich in my pond??? Not that I would do that, mind you, but I was just wondering...

Yes to lexdexia... Wouldn't trade mine for all the tea in China... Bag of good weed, you say??? Hmmmmmmmm??? I think on that one...

But I like the idea of the "Time Phone"... Hey, if we had one of them we could fire the Supreme Crooks... We gotta a question about letting kids carry AK47s to school we just ring up Thomas Jefferson...

As for SOPA... You had better use it or else yer just wasting the water and you'll still smell like a warthog in a peach orchard in August...

Economics 101... Unfortunately, I understand it purdy good... Actually was once certified to teach the stuff... What I don't understand is womenz... The analogy was that the P-Vine gives me $20 and then asks me to take her to lunch and and then to Starbucks for a double chocolate brownie and a cup of Pikes Place and then later that night asks me where the $20 went that she gave me???

Ain't no "wink" about it... Just crazy stuff that men don't unnerstand about womenz...

As for the Gipper??? I ain't buying none of the explanations so far but then again, I'm broke and the P-Vine won't give me any more dough 'cause she says I can't be trusted with money papers, you know, folding money

B~