Well sniff...

I sho nuff would like to extend a heart apology to all chimps, apes and monkey's everywhere for being related to this sociopathic wacko... Not only that, he suffers from a major personality disorder, a severe case of poli-morphorse perverse guilt, terrible bathroom habits and couldn't hit the side of a barn with a real rifle so that why he carries an AK47... Not to mention he's a flat out loon...

There's my apology...

BTW, I pick #1...

Bye, you dumb monkey!!! Hope you enjoy yer new home at St. Elizabeth's Mental Hospital...

B~