No-one's mentioned the flushing down the toilet stage......Fiona was most put out when a brand new pair of daddy's shoes wouldn't dissapear........plumber wasn't much amused either as I recall. Or the time my youngest fed milk and cookies to the video recorder ( apparently it looked hungry)and there was the time they redecorated a newly painted room in a house we were due to leave.......with vaseline.Did you know you can't paint over vaseline? Or lemme see, there was the time she lost one shoe of a brand new pair five minutes after we left the shop,which had cost £40 I could barely afford or when she left her precious Katie ( a stuffed octopus) in a hotel room but waited until we got to the airport with ten minutes to our flight to remember.....then there was ....., oh well, I see you get the idea. And I wouldn't alter one single precious second of any of it.Enjoy, Wes, you don't really have a choice.