Wow, SINSULL, that's scary alright! I heard those alligator stories too when I was a kid, but I absolutely LOVE alligators, so I was always hoping to see one.

I discovered, by the way, that it makes a whole lot more sense on the whole to pee while sitting down, even if you ARE male. It's neater, more relaxing, and less likely to result in spills, if you know what I mean. The only possible argument I can see against it (aside from the usual macho BS) is if a guy is simply too lazy to pull down his own pants!!! In which case, what use could he possibly be?

Ha! Ha!

This does not apply to urinals, of course. In the case of urinals, or while out in the woods among the trees, we can all be REAL MEN, and pee standing up! (sarcasm...)