Virginia Tam, I beg you to reconsider the Ex-Lax idea. Yes, it would keep Chongo from flinging his poop by altering the poop's consistency so as to make it difficult to fling. However, that same change of consistency would make his poop exceptionally squirtable. After a few days practice, Chongo'd be be bending over, aiming his ass at people, and letting fly with a load of liquified apeshit.   Personally, I'd rather have poop flung at me. It's easier to dodge and much easier to wash off.