Okay, ya saps, the deadline has passed and I ain't got nobody's apology. That's about what I expected. I been watchin' this forum for years and you know what I seen? Every now and then some pair of human bozos on here get all het up about somethin' the other one said and they start demandin' an apology! They might even both start demandin' an apology simultaneous-like.

But do they ever get one? Hell, NO! The average human bein' would rather be flayed alive, roasted over a slow fire, drawn and quartered, and forced to live in a trailer with George W. Bush than apologize to anyone!

I know this. So I had a little scheme in mind. I figgered that by demandin' an apology I could lure the worst specists on this friggin' forum into revealin' themselves here in all their specist ugliness for the whole world to see. And it worked! Yer not gonna wiggle outta this one. No sir. I got it all wrote down and in the records for posterity. No one is fooled no longer.

My only disappointment is this: Amos is the worst specist of all! The man is unconscionably specist, vile to the marrow, he hates apes and monkeys. But he's also clever. He was clever enough not to show himself on this thread. He ducked out and hid in the bushes, hidin' his gross prejudice from the world.

Oh, well...I'll catch him some other day. As for the rest of you not-so-clever specists here, thanks very much for rushin' to yer own public demise and revealin' WHO you really ARE. Yessiree.

And now...in answer to the burnin' question that I know is on all yer minds...I am....












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NOT LEAVIN'!!!!!!!!!   Ook! Ook!

Yup, you ARE gonna have Chongo Chimp around here for a long time yet. This is no Richard Nixon yer talkin' to here. Not me. I can take the heat, see? And I ain't leavin'.