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I couldn't agree with you more but gallows humor may have some therapeutic function.

This verse is a difficult one. Not many thing rhyme with "Moldova":

The was a young maid from Moldova
Who dined with a self-styled Casanova
Said he "To the bridge let us go,
Or you'll miss the whole show,
And later we'll dance the bossa nova!"

Cheerily,
Charley Ignoble