Charley, in no way was my post meant to dis you or this thread. I think the thread is a good idea and thank you for starting it.

That useless sonuvabitch almost makes me ashamed to belong to the human race, and that's what my post was about. I know you likely feel much the same way.

The Captain was wet near his hip
The cause was his damp dripping lip
His Moldovian maid
Was found later unscathed
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