I pity the poor saps who have to resort to an inflatable doll to satisfy their basic urges. I'm bettin' that Amos has a whole closet full of 'em, along with a bicycle pump for inflatin' 'em, and a box of bandaids for them sudden catastrophic failures that occur now and then in the heat of the action. Matter of fact, I heard that he busted one of his favorite "tools" one day when puttin' one of them dolls to use. He was on top and a blowout occurred with nothing but a hard oak floor below! Nasty business. They say his shriek of agony was heard as far away as Big Sur.

Anyway, them inflatable dolls are totally passe' now. Only complete losers would even think of ownin' one. The state of the art now is the Real Doll .

(WARNING!: Don't open the above link if you are offended by weird sex toys and stuff like that!!!)

At any rate, the Real Dolls have left the inflatables in the dust, but they are still a sorry imitation of a real woman if ya ask me. Only a serious loser who is afraid of havin' a real relationship would consider buyin' one. Talkin' about serious losers...that brings to mind Howard Stern. He gives a testimonial on the Real Doll site about how great the Real Doll is, havin' spent some "quality time" with one. What an idiot that man is. I can hardly believe he gets paid better than I do. It's another gross example of specism in our society.

- Chongo


- Chongo