I'v been a parent for 4 years now and I'm still waiting for the mothering instinct to kick in.... I have a daughter who will insist that no one goes into the toilet with her, but will give a running commmentary ~ I'm doing the poo now mummy ~ over the door......

The same child who was left asleep with a packet of chocolate buttons whilst I checked my Emails (for this, read played with the Mudcat), and called me down to see her artwork - she prefered body painting and you could not tell where the chocolate stopped and the poop began... how I picked her up I really don't know, but she sure as hell landed in the bath pretty quick!!

LTS

And you all thought she was a lovely child.......