I'm gonna buy a Real Doll that I can call my own
A doll that other fellows would not steal
And then the flirty, flirty guys with their flirty, flirty eyes
Will have to flirt with dollies that aren't Real

When I come home at night she will be waiting
She'll be the truest doll in all this world
I'd rather have a Real Doll to call my own
Than have a fickle-minded real live girl

I guess I had a million dolls or more
I guess I've played the doll game o'er and o'er
I just quarreled with Sue, that's why I'm blue
She's gone away and left me just like all dolls do

I'll tell you boys, it's tough to be alone
And it's tough to love a doll that's not your own
I'm through with all of them
I'll never ball again
Say boy, whatcha gonna do?

I'm gonna buy a Real Doll that I can call my own
A doll that other fellows wouldn't steal
And then the flirty, flirty guys with their flirty, flirty eyes
Will have to flirt with dollies that aren't Real

When I come home at night she will be waiting
She'll be the truest doll in all this world
I'd rather have a Real Doll to call my own
Than have a fickle-minded real live girl