Six thousand bucks? Shit, just go down to the dollar store where they have all sorts of inflatable Christmas decorations marked down real cheap. Santa Claus, Mrs. Claus, Frosty the Snowman. Take your pick.

Yeah, they may not be as sexy looking as the $6K models, but fucking a piece of plastic is fucking a piece of plastic, doesn't matter whether it looks like Angelena Jolie or Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.