An Englishman, a Scotsman, a Welshman, a Irishman, a German, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, an Egyptian, an Italian, a Jap, an Aussie, a Yank, an African, a Dutchman, a Kiwi, a Brazilian, a Czech, a Turk, a Greek, a Canadian, a Chinese, an Argentine, a Serb, a Mexican, a Pakistani, a Russian, a Swede, a Belgian, an Israeli, a Portuguese and a Polishman walked into a pub. The bouncer says, "sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai"