Just popped this off. I'm not satisfied with it yet either.

[To the "Lone Ranger" theme from William Tell Overture]

Wa-ake up! Lis-ten up! I'm ring-ing now.
There's a call for you; can't 'ma-gine how.
An-swer me be-fore I have a cow.
Yo-our phone i-is ri-ing-ing!

BB,
NightWing