If we could not read, why would we even be here?

You must've been living under a rock all your life if you don't know who Chongo is, Raptor. What are you, a total dunce? A drooling moron? A panty-wearing, parakeet-pandering knuckle-twister? He's a presidential candidate fer Chrissake, and he's the most famous Chimpanzee private eye of all time!

He's what Spaw could have become if he hadn't spent all those hours in the tool shed with the National Geographic Magazine and a box of tissues when he was a kid...