The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #142841   Message #3294457
Posted By: Little Hawk
22-Jan-12 - 11:16 AM
Thread Name: BS: Chongo compromises, wants retraction.
Subject: BS: Chongo compromises, wants retraction.
Chongo has decided that his demand for an apology from most of the people on this forum was a bit too confrontational, and was likely to produce the opposite results he had intended...

Therefore, he withdraws that demand unconditionally. What he wants instead is merely a simple retraction...a retraction of various remarks made suggesting that he is:

1. dirty
2. a poopflinger
3. stupid
4. antisocial
5. psychopathic
6. ugly
7. undesirable
8. ill-natured
9. illbred
10. lascivious

There have also been remarks made that suggest Chongo is dangerous and violent. He pleads "no contest" to those.

So that's it, folks. A simple retraction is all he wants. Let's clear the deck, okay? Post your retractions here and mend fences with a sensitive and caring ape whose tender feelings have been hurt and who only wants to get along with everyone.