I disagree! This is possibly the most important and vital thread in Mudcat history! It's highly probable that, in the future, prospective Mudcat Cafe members will be required to pass a battery of tests on the content of this thread before being allowed to post to the BS section!

Said battery would consist of:

A written test of one's ability to compose cheesy prose in the style of Dashiell Hammett, or Mickey Spillane.

An oral test of one's ability to go "Ook, ook, oooook!"

A urine test to see if the prospective member's blood alcohol level is in at least the legally drunk range.

An anal test assessing one's ability to fling poop for distance and accuracy.