Catspaw: "Must have been a really bad scooter crash............"

No, it was a tequila...one tequila...two tequila...three tequila...floor!

Actually, I'm not much of a drinker....and my scooter is embedded in the wall of the Police station...how it got there, I don't know...but the judge...he didn't believe me.......but, they were kind enough to give me a police escort...all the way to the state line!..They helped me get there, real fast...even had their lights flashing for me...

GfS