While I am sure you are none of the things those poor minded souls have resorted to misscryin ye I did hae tae wunner ifn ye wis related tae Charlie whit used tae bide at Calderpark zoo?
I am sure there was a familial resemblance he used to be all sweet and innocent till some poor gowk got near enough fur him tae pee on them, no that ahm sayin ye wid dae onythin sae ahint haun. Mind you yer a politition an theres nae the wan o thon species tae be trusted