I have nothing to apologize to him for. I have always been as polite to him as he has been to me...hygienically challenged, unintelligent, misanthropic, mentally unbalanced, uncomely, incommodious, petulant, ungracious feces heaving bastard that he is.

I stole part of this from Bee-dubya-ell , but I'm sure he won't mind, as we have a common enemy.