"Today he spends most of his time flinging poo and spitting."

and we, poor souls, spend an inordinate amount of time conversing with and about the virtual manifestation of a simian primate who lives, so 'tis said, with a Bob Dylan fan in a little town in Canada.

(Seems like there's been an interesting increase in 'Chongo' threads since Winter weather has limited the recreational opportunities ^{up there ^}... cabin fever, perhaps?)