The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #142677   Message #3296120
Posted By: Michael
25-Jan-12 - 12:57 PM
Thread Name: Ever play 'Tom Swifty'?
Subject: RE: Ever play 'Tom Swifty'?
"Right lad, time to set the Christmas pudding on fire", Tom said flamboyantly.

"Time for my annual listen to 'Pretzel Logic'", said Dan steely.

"I'm gooin' om" said the Yorkshireman meditatively.

"Let's make love on the church tower", said Tom inspiringly.

"My flatfish is dead", said Tom inconsolably.

"I can't say that;it's rude but I'll write it down", said Tom cursively.

Naomi sent the two Moabite women home. "I will go alone" said Orpah ruthlessly.