The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #142677   Message #3296591
Posted By: Mr Happy
26-Jan-12 - 09:44 AM
Thread Name: Ever play 'Tom Swifty'?
Subject: RE: Ever play 'Tom Swifty'?
Someone's used all the jam, he said jarringly


Oh my god, who turned out the lights? asked Paul of Tarsus shortsightedly

Isn't it blindingly obvious? Sayeth the lord

I insist the earth is not a globe! He vented flatulently

My wife's a pillar of the community, the salt of the earth, said Lot bitterly, without a backward glance