That chump Spaw has his dick confused with his big ego. I knew a gorilla like that once. He ended up lying in a Chicago alley with about 100 bullet holes in him. After that it didn't matter how big his dick was any more, but all that lead made him so heavy that they hadda get a dozen other gorillas just to carry his damn coffin.

Now lemme getcha straight here, gnu. Are you sayin' that if a gal is sittin' on her barstool and she hoists her right leg up and lifts it fetchingly over her left knee and rests her right leg daintily on top of her left leg that it is bad for her??? (or left leg over right, whichever?) Cos it is constrictin' the nerves and blood flow?

Is that what you mean by crossin' the legs? If so, I am gonna hafta tell at least 800 women that I know about this, and I don't want to get it wrong, okay?

I am real concerned that women should not hurt their health. This world needs all the healthy women it can get as far as I'm concerned.

- Chongo