You think the prostate exam is intrusive, how about the cervical smear?! That is not just a finger, it's a thing that looks not a great deal unlike the space ship in Moonraker, that expands to swallow up smaller spaceships.... the scene where it creeps up behind the little module, and then opens its jaws always has me crossing my legs/eyes/nostrils in anticiapated agony. Then they rootle round like a pig after truffles. THEN they suggest you squeeze your boobies in a piece of double glazing. A finger or two would be bliss after that!

LTS