Hiv you ever tried runnin ooto a burnin hoose in the middle o the night in front o big burly firemen innatures wet suit. It does not look good on the front page of the local newspaper on Thursday morning.

Besides it has one of two effects:) If you are a goddess your house burns down while the firemen swoon in delight.
If yer a wobbly auld wifie they faint in shock and have to be revived to fight the fire.