My pants are right on the floor where I can step into them if need be.

My ex once mentioned to her maiden Aunt that I slept naked, and she was appalled. She said, "What if there was a fire"? I said, "I just wouldn't go to it."

If I don't have time to pull my pants on, I don't have time to get out of the house either.

So, the remote possibility that the house might burn down is more important than being comfortable? If my life was at stake I couldn't care less what the firemen thought!