The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #3297205
Posted By: Rapparee
27-Jan-12 - 10:12 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Me an' my brother Tony were downtown one day and got to arguin' about who was the better shot.
Tony said, "See that fly on that parking meter about a hundred yards away?"
"Yeah," I replied. And BANG! Tony drew and shot the fly dead. He holsterd his shootin' iron and said, "Top THAT!"
I said, "See that fly on the top of the courthouse lightin' rod?"
"Yup," he answered.
I whipeed out the ol' .45 and fired one round.
"You missed," Tony responded.
"No," I said. "I hit what I aimed at, and that there fly'll never reproduce."