My head is spinning with all the great suggestions and now I need to just go thru them again, make notes and try some stuff...

And thanks, deepdoc1... I always thought the song had some potential but I guess this one verse bugged me so after I initially recorded it I just put it on a back shelf where it has been for the last 20 or so years... I do have the original recording, however, but haven't listened to it probably since around when I wrote and recorded it...

But a MONSTER THANK YOU to everyone, including the very loonie GFinS for the chuckle... Even crazy people can be funny...

B~