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Thread #59418   Message #3298189
Posted By: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
28-Jan-12 - 08:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I'll tell ya what Rap is. He is a small dry beer fart echoin' inside a flippin' empty hockey stadium! And I am talkin' a BIG FLIPPIN' hockey stadium. Totally flippin' empty. Just the breef sound of "F-F-L-B-B-L-F-F-T!" to break the flippin' silence...then it flippin' dies away like a ran over chipmunk on the road. And there ain't nothin' left but a hint of a bad smell, eh? And some green mist risin'.

And THAT is flippin' Rapparee! The idiot from Idaho. The Bolthole from Boise. The Putz from Poclatello. If he had been borne in On-flippin'-tario Canada he would of been used for fertiliser or somethin' else yoosefull like that, so as to save the eddicashionall sistem a hole lotta waisted time! Ha! Ha!

- Shane