For TV watchers in the UK (with apologies to all my friends in the US for being continentally parochial): Alex Polizzi is on BBC2 tonight, sorting out some business problems for a squabbling family ["Alex Polizzi: The Fixer", BBC2, 8pm].

Who give a toss about the squabbling family or the business - just show me shot after shot of the gorgeous Alex dressed in red...! Mama mia! Che bella ragazza!

Hose me down, Mudcatters, hose me down.................