"So I bought a raffle ticket, and won an old Manchester United player!" he said in surprise.
"A mugger tried to rob me in Bangkok, but I fought back and he fled", said Tom, tyranically.
"Someone cut off the entire left side of my rugby kit", he said in short.
"O Cod!" he said, oafishly.
"No, that lens goes at the bottom of the microscope tube", he said objectively.
"Fifty-one? Six? Five hundred?", he shouted, LIVID.