"I need to go find a good book."

NO problem, Dani. What are your favourite areas of writing? Fiction, Fantasy, Non-fiction, Science Fiction, Biographies, Autobiographies, Histories, Adventure Tales, Alternative (I have no idea what that means, but if you do, let us know).

Uh, are you by even the remotest chance interested in books about plumbing? If so, before we get to the nuclear option, then please consi--btw, do you speed read?