The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3300269
Posted By: Rapparee
01-Feb-12 - 10:22 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I woke up this mornin'
To a glass of warm milk
I woke up this mornin'
To plain ol' oatmeal
And a dish of prunes
Yeah Mamma I'm doin' hard time
Hard time in the Sudbury Jail.

Ain't got no weed
Ain't got no beer
Just a dish of prunes
A-standin' there
Yeah Momma I'm doin' hard time
Hard time in the Sudbury Jail.

Big Jello done tol' me
I belong to him
Yeah Big Jello done tol' me
I was his fresh meat
An' lemme tell 'bout hard times
Hard times in the Sudbury Jail.

Ain't got no teevee, ain't got no pants
Jist a bright orange jumpsuit
With a flap in the back
And Big Jello likes me, likes me a lot
Momma I got hard times
Hard times in the Sudbury Jail.

If I ever git outa here, I'll go straight
Sweet momma, I'll go straight to your arms
Smoke a little herb, git some donuts from Tim's
Don't like it here not one little bit
Yeah it's hard time, Momma
Hard times in the Sudbury Jail.

         --Myopic Vanilla Pudding, "Sudbury Jail Blues"