This just in from AP

A religious figure of note in North Carolina has issued the following Fatone : "Fire one up and pass it around."

The leader of the Roll One Smoke One Eat One Seven Days a Week Church who issued the Fatone, known only as "Bobert" could not be reached for comment as none of the church elders could remember his telephone number or address. When asked for directions to his residence, the elders interviewed said, "Ahhh... he just moved, man. I don't know. Ya wanna hit? It's good shit, man."