Minds me... I was way back and some buddies needed to get somethin done. I hauled out a 2' pipe wrench and a 2' crescent wrench and a 4' pipe. They looked at each other and then asked... WTF? I said, "I drive a Ford. If you woulda bought a Ford insteada that piece a shit overpriced GMC that has you sitting "like a rock" in the backwoods, you could afford some tools."

Okay, okay, I lied... they needed to get a trailer hitch ball off and I embellished a tad. I actually just said, "I drive a Ford." and they took to laughing. Either story works for me.