"In Australia. ..... Root (verb and noun) : synonym for f*ck in nearly all its senses: "I feel rooted"; ..." ~~

online Oz Slang Dictionary. Easy to google. So I take it that Andrez's joke paltered with the meanings/pronunciations of 'route/root'.

Right, Andrez? If so, then 'simples'.

If not, then I'll just shut up & off again down the garden to eat worms...

~M~